Archive for 2010

Friday, December 10th, 2010

My Top 10 of ’10: A Year in Review

2010 for music fans was a bit like 1931 for alcoholics.

Unlike 2009, original and inspiring music releases were few and far between. And I'm not one of those lame-os who bitch about how much music these days sucks, but this past year was definitely fickle. Still, there were some bright spots.

So aside from the "Purple EP" which was obviously brilliant (wink, wink), here's my top 10 of 2010.

(and the recipients of the first ever "Tom Petty Awards")

10. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West

It's baffling how many people are drugged by Kanye's PR machine. Rolling Stone gave this five stars (or whatever the best rating is.) Pitchfork gave it a perfect 10.

COME ON people! Open your EYES!!! You're telling me this album is perfect?!

I was a fan of Kanye's ever since I heard "Heart of the City" on Jay-Z's album. Like '97? I thought 'College Dropout' was very, very good and they kept getting better. But I can see through this guy's forced magnetism. It's gross to read all of these publications sucking up to a very average album from one of the greatest pop music minds of our generation.

This album has it's highlights. "Monster," "Power" and "Dark Fantasy" are all "Kanye-good" but as an ensemble, this album doesn't come close to "Graduation." If you want to give Kanye the career award already, at least recognize his best work. P.S. - Dude needs to stop singing.

9. Surfing the Void - Klaxons

Not as good as their debut but that's still pretty good. Looking forward to seeing them live.

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Thursday, November 25th, 2010

A Personal Thanks on This Turkey Day….

What a great time of the year. Seeing your old cousin Fred with the lazy eye, eating a few belt sizes worth of deliciously shitty food and waking up the next day at 3 a.m. for work*

*if you happen to work in retail.

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Good ole’ Thanksgiving. I love it. And I want to wish you a happy one.

Thank you.

Thank you for listening.  Thank you for watching.  Thank you for the really great mail. Thank you for the really great comments. Thank you for downloading (legally.) Thank you for downloading (illegally.) Kinda.  No, really, thank you. Thank you for coming to see me play. Thank you for staying after to chat afterwards. Thank you for spreading the word. Thank you for wearing a t-shirt or sticker proudly.

You know what’s funny? I’m really thankful to the people who go to great lengths to support me, whatever city I’m in, or on the Internet and yet, they often immediately thank me in return.

“What the hell did I do?” is my normal response in my head. It’s unfathomable that I give as much as you do. But I might get an email, or a person after the show tell me that my music really makes a difference to them.

That they listen to “Duende” everyday on the way to high school. Or “Purple” on their way to pick up their kids from school. I mean, put yourself in my place. It’s mindboggling! And honestly, that’s more than you could ever fucking hope for as a creative person. I mean you haven’t felt like a million bucks until you hear something like that.

With any luck, this year is going to be a big one for us. I’ve got two albums worth of great new stuff I can’t want to share. A big, big full band tour. A few festivals. More LR Sessions, music videos and…and…and…

And you know what, we’re only doing this because you let us.

So here’s to you and I.

Here’s to us.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Thanks for the Birthday Wishes! I Barely Survived…

Just a quick thank you to all those who wished me a very happy 24th. My 4-year old nephew Graham was born on the 9th so naturally we shared a birthday party at my sister's house.

I love the guy, don't get me wrong but the little pipsqueak shows up to the party 20 years late and gets first billing on the cake?! At least I got to pick out the design, right?

What Ever Happened to Seniority?

Also, hardly deserving of the last subject of the blog, I awoke pre-dawn to a pitch black Monday morning. The loudest thing I'd ever heard. I looked at my phone; 5:54 a.m.  After turning on the light, I saw something I never thought I'd see, not even in my wildest dreams.

An 11x4 chunk of my ceiling completely collapsed.

We got very lucky as no one was hurt but what a way to wake up!

And I Thought The Music Business Was Tough...

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Two Years Ago This Week (A Retrospective of TC&J) (Part 2 of 2)

So here was Colin and I, at the crack of midnight, with Sean and Phil following, having more difficulty with the visibility through the rain than navigating through the maze-like directions, dealing with Friday night traffic, half soaked after loading up the car in a mini-typhoon and all more than slightly antsy for our first performance together.

The first real adventure of the night came when I accidentally turned the wrong way down a one way street.  I didn't notice until I saw three rows of headlights growing larger and larger at an alarming rate. Immediately, I slammed on the brakes.  Colin shot up from his slouch, placed both hands on the dash, dropping his drink and literally shrieked.  I quickly made a three point turn in the middle of the road and sheepishly looked over to Colin, who was coiled up in his seat.  More embarrassed than scared, I couldn't stop laughing at his reaction. He didn't find it so funny.

We finally arrived at the venue. Needless to say, with 40 bands playing on five different stages, it was packed. We double parked in front of the main entrance, put our flashers on and started unloading the gear.  Colin and Phil started bringing things in through the packed doors (but not before being hassled by the door guy for I.D.) and came out a whole five minutes later, almost exasperated. "There's nowhere to put the gear and we can't find Oski."

You eventually get used to little 'teething snags' like this (especially when touring,) but to us at that moment, it was another thing gone wrong. Eventually, we ended up having to lug our pile of guitars, amplifiers, drums and drum hardware upstairs (in multiple trips) and right into the middle of the audience of the band right before us. It seemed there was nowhere else to go.

Slightly riled, Phil and I tried to calm our nerves, dry ourselves and get into performance mode. As a precaution, I bent down towards the pile to double check that we hadn't forgotten any critical equipment in the car.

That's when I was almost charged with my second 'band manslaughter' case of the evening.

I accidentally lifted a cymbal stand I thought was shorter than it actually was RIGHT into Phil's face just as he was bending down. He popped back up like a spring, shot both hands to his face and I thought I'd just blinded my drummer for life.

Styles Also Gotten Better...

With the death metal band on stage slowly deafening the entire room, I made him remove his hands to reveal a knot the size of a small molehill on his forehead. Within seconds, Phil had gone from looking like a completely normal human being to slightly resembling a baby unicorn.

I asked him if he needed a hospital but clearly less frazzled than I (probably because he couldn't see the welt), he said something like…"No Tristy. I'm a drummer. Let's ROCK!"

At this point, you wouldn't at all blame Sean for walking out the door in fear for his life, but he stayed strong. With our showtime approaching, we gathered ourselves and got ready to play.

Finally, at 3 a.m, under hot pink lights, guitars in hand, our fingers blazing, drumsticks slamming, dripping sweat, we felt like men together.  For the first time, Tristan Clopet & the Juice tore through their best six songs and left absolutely everything on stage.

We celebrated with beers for our fantastic friends who so kindly would "show up at anytime" to support us, and luckily, I managed to secure a cd recording of our performance from the sound man for twenty bucks. Soon after, we loaded up, once again, but this time much more enthusiastically.

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As I look back, the only thing more unrelenting than us that night was the rain. We drove back with our wipers basically panting from exhaustion utterly overjoyed and after transporting the gear for the fourth time, we gathered inside, put the recording of our set on the stereo, collapsed on the floor together and listened to our work well into the early morning.

Sure, it was twice as fast as it should have been. Sure it wasn't played with much precision or dexterity but it was full of vitality. It was full of excitement.

We were a band and for at least one night, nothing could stop us from feeling on top of the world.